I just meant that it really fucking got on my nerves.
No. What really drove me crazy was my inability to orgasm.
It was a bitch, yaknow. You have three kids and
you've never once achieved the big "O."
When I stuck my head in the oven that night, a miracle happened.
Ya see, I took the silver whisks out of my eggbeater
and turned it on "low..."
Just after my moment of climax, I decided I wanted to live.
Just before I tried to pull my face out, I lost